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« on: January 15, 2009, 07:36:50 PM » |
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Donning my Herbet West hat again...
1. Soldiers will run up to an injured colleague and try to carry them to safety. Only to be shot.
2. They will repeat the above until they can't find the colleague for all the dead bodies.
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« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2009, 07:38:28 PM » |
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I never replied to the original thread of this .... so I will do now.
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« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2009, 07:56:19 PM » |
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3. A Chicken will cross the freeway but only the frog can manage the river as well.
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« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2009, 08:00:02 PM » |
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4. It doesnt matter how many times I am bitten by a man eating tiger, or shot multiple times at point blank range, or fallen down raveens, a small medi pack will always restore my health to 100% !
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« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2009, 08:17:14 PM » |
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5. No matter how many ships and soldiers the other guys have, you alone can beat three kinds of snot out of them and save the day/world/universe/etc
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« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2009, 08:19:08 PM » |
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6. In a confrontation withh aliens, they will always fire in every direction under the sun, but you will only be allowed to fire forwards !
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« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2009, 08:20:52 PM » |
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7. You can hear explosions in space.
8. Laser beams can also be heard.
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« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2009, 08:21:41 PM » |
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8. Laser beams can also be heard. 9. And seen ... to move slower than a tortoise ! |
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« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2009, 08:22:16 PM » |
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10. And they explode on impact
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« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2009, 08:24:34 PM » |
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11. You can fit an extending ladder into your trouser pocket.
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« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2009, 02:20:48 AM » |
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related:
12) An athletic supporter is a great makeshift sling for any hero that forgot to bring any other weapon.
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« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2009, 10:08:26 AM » |
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Tetris has taught me how best to load a dishwasher, How do I get my wife to play the bloody game?
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« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2009, 06:43:40 PM » |
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Dinosaurs love Doritos.
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« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2009, 06:48:17 PM » |
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No matter how late you are to go out/to work/to take the kids to school ... you will always find time for a quick game of bejewelled
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« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2009, 06:20:33 AM » |
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13. You can jump two or three times your height without special equipment.
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« Reply #15 on: January 18, 2009, 01:46:08 PM » |
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When escaping from a high security area such as a prison or a military compound it is required always when you aquire a new partner to stand with them for at least 20 minutes to explain what has happened in the form of visual cut scenes no one during this point will bother you in the slightest but the instant the world goes from widescreen back to full screen your location will suddenly and mysteriously be known by EVERYONE, epic music will play over the tannoy system and gimps will appear floating infront of you talking mystically (once again no one will disturb him and you WILL NOT SHOOT HIM despite having a gun.. this is the LAW).
Also 100 foot tall missile firing robots can be defeated by repeatedly straffing in front of them FORCING THEM TO ACTUALLY FIRE SAID ROCKETS AT YOU so that you can a naked man sitting in its cockpit.. this is perfectly normal behaviour.
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A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
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« Reply #16 on: January 18, 2009, 02:09:03 PM » |
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so that you can a naked man sitting in its cockpit
The whole thing?!  |
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« Reply #17 on: January 18, 2009, 02:40:01 PM » |
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No matter how late you are to go out/to work/to take the kids to school ... you will always find time for a quick game of bejewelled
Quick game?.......QUICK game??? Bejewelled is one of those strange games that somehow seems to fast-forward time in the real world... Oh, and.. 14) When attacked, Gandalf will always retaliate by cleaving your skull with one well placed blow...while Thorin sits down and sings about gold... |
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« Reply #18 on: January 19, 2009, 12:06:05 PM » |
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Carnivorous plants can shoot fireballs.
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« Reply #19 on: January 19, 2009, 12:49:25 PM » |
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1 quick game can last between 30 seconds and 3 days
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